You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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