he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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