I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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