i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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