seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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