Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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