i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
