Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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