are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
