Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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