ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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