i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
