I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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