he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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