Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So much rum. So many feels.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
