i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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