On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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