scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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