Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize
