Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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