Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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