? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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