did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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