I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
i out mim tonsoeep
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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