found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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