I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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