There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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