I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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