I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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