My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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