please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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