How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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