Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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