he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
worst night to have a conscience
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How does it feel to date your dad?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize
