Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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