Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
dude i'm inner monologue high
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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