I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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