And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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