Whod you bang
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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