My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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