I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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