Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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