was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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