i need an iv and a liver transplant
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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