I'm really into asian looking animals
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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