Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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