I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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