I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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