didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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