no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
porn star boner night. come get it.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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