We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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