is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Randomize
