I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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