My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
