Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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