You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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