North Korea, Best Korea!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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